Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...