Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...