Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...