A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!