Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...