Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...