Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...