Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.