Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...