Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...