Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...