Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...