Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...