Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...