You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...