Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...