A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
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What gender is a computer?
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You know you’re a Teacher if…
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Refrigerate elephants
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The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Where am I, Cathy?
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Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Where does he work?
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