The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...