The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...