Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...