Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
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Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Recently seen
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By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...