Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...