Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...