Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Something Fishy Here!
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...