Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...