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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...