Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.