What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...