Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...