Wrong Size
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Knitting Blonde
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Elephant Fart
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John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
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A horrible tragedy
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