Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...