The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...