Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...