Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...