Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!