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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
The three truths in life
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
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These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
How do frogs die?
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Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...