Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...