You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...