Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...