What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...