What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...