2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....