Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...