I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...