Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...