I have a keyboard error
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Some of life’s truisms.
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Answers To Everything
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
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Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...