Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...