Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...