Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...