Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...